I stumbled across this the other night after finally pressing publish on my first blog entry.
The photo is from an article on Hyperallergic (practicing my links bear with me) but it originates from here www.clichespotting.com It’s a phone app of art school cliché’s !
When I saw the category: Manifesto (“ … best thing to do with a boring message … ”) I LOL’ed at myself. Actually, I damn near had an anxiety attack and almost changed the name of my blog and then I realized, if I am a cliché then I did, get something from my fine arts education.
SIDE NOTE: I was supposed to receive a degree in Interior Design from a fine art’s college in the pacific northwest. My Junior year it was announced that the interiors department lost it’s accreditation – but, we were told, it’s ok, because C&@^%$! college of the arts is just like RISD and RISD’s interiors department isn’t accredited either. (Note to self – 101 reasons why they C@&^!$* is not RISD is a great blog topic). Non the less I made the decision to stick with it because a fine arts degree would allow me to teach art whether I wanted to pursue interiors or not. And teaching children to creatively fight the dark side on this planet seems to be my calling.
My point, as I stray from my topic is, I am not denying for one moment that this blog will be boring. It only means I have internalized a very expensive education. But how many other people on wordpress are artists trying to work it out??? Trick question, because only two people have read my blog and I’ve only told one person I know about this blog so far, so I’ll answer it. A LOT!!! That’s how many! They’re at every turn. I know I’m not the only cliché out there and I love that.
I love it so much I’m going to separate myself from the pack and talk about Sarah Palin’s tits.
One of my most favorite sites of all is dlisted.com It has gotten me through the toughest times (thankyouverymuch Michael K.). I love his formula, his writing and his soul (he’s a lover of booze and the green stuff the little baby Jesus makes, but the U.S. government wont let us have ). I log on religiously (yes Jedi’s can be pop culture whore’s. I believe the spiritual term for it is”balance”). One of my favorite daily entries is “hot slut of the day”.
In homage of Michael K. I wanted to introduce a reoccurring catagory called “pass the pipe, your camping on the grass”. It’s something that gets said usually when a group of people are sitting around passing the pipe and someone commands attention on the soap box while still holding the pipe. I think it’s a great term for anyone who’s 15 minutes should be up. ”Gimme back my weed please, and stop talking.”
I figured a great first candidate would be Sarah Palin. Since she hadn’t been in the headlines for a couple of weeks I figured I google her to see if I missed her putting her foot in her mouth. Usually these monkeys have a pattern, usually. Instead I found this.
Amendment: The awesome photo will not post so I’m giving you this slutty photo instead. For christ sake google Sarah Palin’s chi chi’s!
what??? Seriously. I couldn’t even do it. I mean, I had no clue Sarah Palin had it in her (Bull Shit). I searched for the photoshop I’m fairly convinced this is her and all I can say is this. Nice fucking rack sister.
I can’t give her a “pass the pipe” for my first PTP entry. It seems almost unethical. Even I suddenly want to pretend to look S P’s eyes. She has golden orbs o’ conservative luv AND SHE CAN CLEARLY WORK A STICK!!!
For now I have to say, ”It’s cool, SP hold on to the pipe. It really won’t be too much longer ya hooker!”
